March 2012
I think there’s something in my book bag…not sure if I should open it or wait till tomorrow…
needyousobad:
I hope Rick Santorum stomps on a Lego…
barefoot.
I actually thought that it went in, once. And then he started going all bamf and made the bottle stand upright three times.
needyousobad:
I hope Rick Santorum stomps on a Lego…
barefoot.
thestupefier:
I hope Rick Santorum thinks he’s clever and comes up with a funny text post and then it gets 0 notes
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading whore.
Preach it, Mike Milbury
TANGER, NOOO.
Watchtraum4tic:
the more you watch it the funnier it gets
But...it's over. no. I wanted to ask Tyler...
I am deflated.
“It’s an inside joke. He tries to say “franchise” and it comes out as “french...”
– Tyler’s answer to my question about why Krejci’s nickname is French Fries (via bethanyedwards)
February 2012
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I got tickets last night, and it literally just hit me that I would be seeing my all-time favorite B-way show, Billy Elliot. For the third time. I never get old of it. I love the Solidarity scene and the Angry Dance is simply badass, and it’s impossibru to not love it. And the “Once We Were Kings” part always makes me get insane goosebumps in the part when the men are singing and...
Johnny Boychuk passed the stationary bike test and...
blyfe:
reblog if it's your first february 29 on tumblr.
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It’s funny. Everyday when I go to school, I am such a happy person and surprisingly, I feel like myself and I don’t have to hide anything. But when I go home and I see my Dad, he makes me feel like a dumbass. I have cried at most five times for three days straight all when I go home. And when my Dad asks why I am crying, it’s not even sympathetically, he really yells at me to...
Watchfiveminutemajor:
Shawn Thornton 1 on 1 - Sticks and Stones, February 28, 2012
